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Prophylactic puzzle

Mon 29th September 2008, 9.53 pm

The gents toilet at my local supermarket contains a condom machine, vending condoms at the usual overinflated price one expects from a bathroom machine.

Now, condom machines serve two purposes. The primary purpose is to satisfy the needs of people who really need a condom in a hurry. But no one who is in a supermarket has this need - they could just walk to the appropriate aisle and pick up a whole box for about the same price as a pair from the machine.

The only other purpose I can think is to serve people who are too shy to go to a pharmacist's counter and ask for a box. But this confuses me. Do there exist men who are so shy that they will not add a box of condoms to their weekly shopping trolley, but yet are able to get themselves into a situation where they will actually need condoms? And if so, what is their secret?

Tagged as: shopping question condoms
I'm feeling confused
I'm singing Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire

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Christmas is here

Sun 21st September 2008, 5.13 pm

Paperchase in Manchester started their seasonal vending of Christmas cards and decorations yesterday, the 20th of September!

A quick reminder for those confused: Is it Christmas?

Tagged as: manchester christmas early shops

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